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Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 09:10:00 -
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Edited by: Ezael Whiteshadow on 09/01/2009 09:10:51
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Qordel
Originally by: statanspawn half nacked back flips in a top-half tuxedo whilst eating raisin buns...
You military guys have weird nick-names for your bunkmates!
In the Chair Force we call them "Wingmen" 
In the navy they call them 'lover' 
Moi Moi Moi 
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Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Nva Ris
Originally by: Ezael Whiteshadow Moi Moi Moi 
you're my new favorite in this thread 
i hope that carpet was tasty and totally worth it
Lol, yes it was a tasty carpet. It's more of a rug tho. I like rug. 
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Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 09:46:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel
I prefer hard wood floors so you don't get strands of carpet in your mouth.
Yeah but the splinters must be a pain, no ? 
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Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Chukk Flakk
Originally by: Qordel
Originally by: Chukk Flakk Real men drink beer, fart, eat cheeseburgers and don't give a **** if other people think they're "hot". That is what being a man is. We judge women and laugh at fatties as they hit on the ugliest one of us in the herd.
Well, aren't you awesome.
DAMN STRAIGHT, I am awesome thanks for pointing that out to me.
So what your trying to say is you are a complete ape, chauvanist and ugly? Doesn't sound that awesome. |

Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel
Well, nothing wrong with scratching your balls and being a generally crude male ape. But it really says something about an individual that they have to come validate themselves by talking about how ruggedly bad ass and "manly" they are. Which is just... kind of sad. Oh well.
Well, where I come from that kind of 'this is what a real man is' crap is usually an excuse for gaining a ton of weight become really greasy and being generally unattractive to all human beings. I bet this Chuckk bell-end is single or married to some real ugly bird. |

Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Chukk Flakk
Originally by: Qordel
Well, nothing wrong with scratching your balls and being a generally crude male ape. But it really says something about an individual that they have to come validate themselves by talking about how ruggedly bad ass and "manly" they are. Which is just... kind of sad. Oh well.
I've called heavy artillery in on a strategic target from a forward position, what have you done with your life that has any meaning?
pwning you on a forum. 
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Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Chukk Flakk
Actually. It is. Seeing those bombs drop on top of people that just moments before tried to kill you with small arms fire and lousily aimed mortars is quite the rush. In fact I own my being here to it.
Aaaaaaaaaanyway..... onto more interesting stuff..... 
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Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:22:00 -
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Edited by: Ezael Whiteshadow on 09/01/2009 12:22:15
Originally by: Chukk Flakk
I've been on EVE since 2004, took a break when I went to a little known country called Iraq, and you were the one that called me awesome in the first place. so I figured I'd play along while I wait for the servers to come back up.
Well done! Can I touch you? Can i bask in your greatness? How can I go on living knowing there is someone out there like you who I can never compete against? Pass me the paracetamol and the bottle of whisky, I shall end it all now!
P.S. Since you didn't seem intelligent enough to tell the last time, I am being sarcastic.
P.P.S. Methinks also you are one of these sad characters who lie about being in the forces to make yourself seem important. I await you googling some military base or operation in Iraq to 'confirm' you being there.
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Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:26:00 -
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Originally by: Chukk Flakk Edited by: Chukk Flakk on 09/01/2009 12:25:19
Originally by: Ezael Whiteshadow Edited by: Ezael Whiteshadow on 09/01/2009 12:22:15
Originally by: Chukk Flakk
I've been on EVE since 2004, took a break when I went to a little known country called Iraq, and you were the one that called me awesome in the first place. so I figured I'd play along while I wait for the servers to come back up.
Well done! Can I touch you? Can i bask in your greatness? How can I go on living knowing there is someone out there like you who I can never compete against? Pass me the paracetamol and the bottle of whisky, I shall end it all now!
P.S. Since you didn't seem intelligent enough to tell the last time, I am being sarcastic.
P.P.S. Methinks also you are one of these sad characters who lie about being in the forces to make yourself seem important. I await you googling some military base or operation in Iraq to 'confirm' you being there.
lol... really that's all I have to say to this.
EDIT: sorry posted inside quote...
quoting a forum fail. and sheriff yes, you can touch me. gently tho lol |

Ezael Whiteshadow
Caldari Divine Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Chukk Flakk Everyone is different I guess. See my buddies tell me I should not talk sometimes due to me making an ass of myself. I figure, I'm an ass, so why not talk. Besides all of the ops I was on are over 2 years old and chances are some homowood puke will play me in some mis-informed HBO mini series that gets millions of viewers every week and I'll never get credit for being there other than the pics I took of little Iraqi children saluting me while standing next to their one cow that is tied to a tree with a bull rope.
Well we didn't get the picture of the kids and the cow, but we certainly got the bull. |
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